Still… if you want to eat crab often why on earth would you do it in Cleveland?? fresh is best.

Now that Nicole won’t pay for my pot addiction, I’ll probably have to go on welfare.

You might want to read the comments a little better next time, it was Mirko who wrote that he won’t be embarrassed in europe, not Paul (my boyfriend). Mirko said this because he’s *european*.

Also, thanks so much for outing Paul as my boyfriend. Now our wives are going to divorce us for having the gay. Now Paul’s child will be without a father. I hope you’re happy that little paulina will now grow up and probably become a hooker or a lesbian. We have you to blame for this. Enjoy paying for her welfare and abortions (well, no abortions if she’s a lesbian).

The only reason I’m jobless is because I’m lazy and want the government to take care of me (due to my socialism). Is this too much to ask? I think not, I deserve it because I’m a homosexual. And I’m an uneducated one at that, which is why I write so ‘well articulated’.

You said that Obama wanted to “sensor” my rights, this is intriguing. Where is he going to place this sensor? Will this sensor be wifi enabled so Obama can monitor my rights remotely, or will I have to upload my rights data periodically? Can you provide a link so I could sign up for this sensor project? It seems that they’ll need several technical people to make this project a reality, and I’d love to provide my input –being jobless and all.

Seriously, where did you get these insults? The ’60s? Time to update.
Also, you might want to get that Homophobia looked at, it’s pretty scary.